Monday, March 29, 2010

That's Life.



God created the donkey  


and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live
50
years."
The donkey answered:

"I will be a donkey, but to live
50
years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.

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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


God created the dog



and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live
30
years.
You will be a dog. " 

The dog answered:

"Sir, to live
30
years is too much,give me only 15   years.
" God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

God created the monkey



and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live

20
 
years. " 
The monkey
answered:

"To live
20
years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..

!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


Finally God created man...


and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live
20
years."

Man responded:
 
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only

20
  years is very little,
give me the
  30 years that the donkey refused,
the
15
years that the dog did not want and
the
10
years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......


And since then, man lives

20
  years as a man  ,

marries and spends

30
 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.


Then when his children are grown,
he lives
15
years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,


so that when he is old,
he can retire and live
10
years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.


That's Life.
 






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Monday, March 22, 2010

Know her preferances ...it can be weired sometimes.......

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The woman who can only have sex in open air!

Danielle Vincely has a bizarre sexual phobia that prevents her from having sex indoors.

The 24-year-old says her sexual claustrophobia ruins her love life as partners soon get tired of her adventurous sex demands on beaches and parks.

"Guys love it at first. They think it's kinky making love under the stars in the woods, on beaches, park benches and car bonnets," News of the World quoted her as saying.

"But after a while they get annoyed, especially if it's raining, and dump me. Men like a quick romp inside on the bed but I just can't bring myself to do it.

It's not like I haven't tried. I just can't do it indoors without freaking out. I feel like I'm being choked and about to pass out.

But sex on the forest floor with the sweet smell of pine cones is a real buzz."

"Up against a tree is good too - but I've scratched my back on the bark a few times," she added.

Danielle has been suffering from the problem since the first time she had sex at 18, indoors with her first beau.

"I'd dreamed my first time would be perfect and romantic but I hated every moment. I felt panicky and wanted it to be over," she said.

"Every time we tried was a disaster, until one day we had a drunken cuddle in the park and suddenly I felt amazing. I'd never had an orgasm before and the feeling of climaxing around Mother Nature was out of this world," she added.

Danielle's doctor tried to cure her problem with anti- depressants.

"But I'd rather continue sex outdoors than become dependent on drugs. I know people think I'm weird but I've given up caring. Some people are scared of spiders, others of heights - well, this is my phobia and I'm learning to deal with it the best I can," said Danielle. 


 
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10 tricks to bigger orgasms

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10 tricks to bigger orgasms

While majority of couples wish to have extended massive orgasm (EMO), not everybody comes down to experiencing these repeated orgasmic waves.

Lovers experiencing one of these massive orgasms have reported enjoying more of life's joys in general, becoming nicer and more generous in their relationship.

An EMO can last minutes or hours, offering up blissful sensations at increasing intensities, reports Fox News.

And here are the tricks of this tantalizing trade:

1. Truly recognize your pleasure
You want to immediately approve of your present sensations. This starts before you even get in the sack by overcoming anxieties you have about sex. This may require identifying limitations you've been taught about sex, like how you're supposed to respond (or not respond). You need to then challenge any social conditioning that impedes upon your response.

Ridding yourself of the uninvited "others" in your bed will enable you to solely focus on the orgasmic sensations, including ones that come from simply anticipating action.

2. Learn to relax
Lovers have the tendency to tense up during sexual excitement, which is not conducive to extended orgasm. You need to be able to surrender your nervous system during genital stimulation. It's this letting go of tension that allows you to embrace your pleasure.

3. Get in the know
The more we know about our bodies, sex, and sexual response, the better we can recognize sensations, the more we can lose ourselves in them. Become knowledgeable about sexual response, sexual anatomy, and erotic techniques.

4. Give yourselves time for pleasuring
Lovers may stimulate each other by fantasizing out loud, taking your time getting to the genitals and hot spots. Teasing allows for greater energy awareness and arousal, and these are what make the experience ultimately so mind-blowing.

5. Touch for pleasure
You can show your partner that you are into the moment by informing them about what you are going to do so he or she can surrender more easily. Highlighting a lover's physical responses further enables them to tune into the sensations.

6. Learn to channel your energy
You want to get out of your head, directing your energy to your groin. This will make for more explosive results, plus help you to further tune into your sexual response.

7. Become an effective communicator
To amplify things up, you may need to request changes that will intensify your pleasure if you're the receiver. As the giver, you may need to ask for feedback or direction. In either case, asking for more will help you to feel more. Giving approval can do wonders for a lover's ego.

8. Develop your pelvic floor muscles
Exercising your pubbococcygeus (PC) muscle will put you more in tune with your sexual response. It's also what makes for more powerful orgasms.

9. Have plenty of lubricant handy
As you will be loving for the long-haul, make sure you avoid the friction, pain, and discomfort that can result from working each other raw by using lube.

10. Do away with any drive-thru mentality
Having an EMO isn't like going for fast food. One can't go into it thinking instant gratification. Instead, approach it as though training for a sport. 
 
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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Does surgery help in correcting penile curvature?



Does surgery help in correcting penile curvature?

Answered by : Dr Rajesh Ahlawat
Chairman Division of Urology and Renal Transplantation Medanta Kidney and Urology Institute Medanta, the Medicity

Q. I am 22 years old male having penile curvature since childhood. It causes pain in penile shaft after masturbation sometimes. I consulted the doctor with my photos in erect state and flaccid state but did not find any plaque or scar. Even then he suggested surgery for it, since in later life I might find intercourse difficult. Does surgery help in getting straight erections? Can it lead to impotence? Is this surgery complicated?

A.  Penile curvatures are common, and may be congenital (by birth) or acquired (due to plaques and pathologies later in life). As examined by the Urologist earlier, your curvature seems like a congenital one. I can assure you that there is no penis, which is straight geometrically. Only those curvatures need to be corrected which preclude intercourse. Nesbit's and plication procedures are very effective in correcting the curvature though such procedures may result in slight shortening of penis. The procedures are straight forward and have little complications in hands who are doing such procedures regularly.



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The woman in your life...very well expressed...

This is a beautiful article:
T
he woman in your life...very well expressed...


Tomorrow you may meet a working woman,
but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food
at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than  you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
     Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while
when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
                          and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"


               
 
           I hope you will do....

 



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God failed in explaining the nature of women

 

 

 

-

 

ONE    WISH


  
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, 

'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish..'


The biker pulled over and said, 
'Build a bridge to Hawaii  so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 
'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! 
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. 
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. 
  
Finally, he said, 
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women. 
  
We want to know how they feel inside? 
What they are thinking when they give us the silent
treatment? 

Why they cry? 
What they mean when they say 'nothing's wrong'? 
Why they snap and complain when we try to help? 
 and how we can make a woman truly happy?'

The Lord replied,


'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'

 

  

 

 

 

 

 



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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Rexahn Pharmaceuticals Submits Zoraxel Phase IIb Protocol To FDA for the treatment of ED

Rexahn Pharmaceuticals Submits Zoraxel Phase IIb Protocol To FDA

05 Mar 2010   

Rexahn Pharmaceuticals, Inc. (NYSE Amex: RNN), a clinical stage pharmaceutical company commercializing potential best in class oncology and CNS therapeutics, announced that it has submitted a Phase IIb protocol to the FDA for ZoraxelTM for the treatment of erectile dysfunction (ED). 

"The progression of Zoraxel's clinical program is very encouraging," said Rexahn Chief Executive Officer, Dr. Chang Ahn. "We believe that the future of ED treatment lies in compounds that act on the central nervous system and effectively modify the condition, rather than targeting end organ erectile function. Zoraxel has the potential to be the first drug capable of this action and to establish a new standard of care for erectile dysfunction." 

The Phase IIb study will continue to assess Zoraxel's efficacy in approximately 225 male subjects, ages 18 to 65, with ED. The double blind, randomized, placebo-controlled, 12-week study will include the Sexual Encounter Profile (SEP) survey, International Index of Erectile Function (IIEF) and quality of life study endpoints and will be conducted at multiple sites in the U.S. Data from the Phase IIa study completed in May 2009 reported that subjects treated with Zoraxel demonstrated improved erectile function and significant improvement in the quality of life measures. The study also found Zoraxel to be safe and well tolerated, with no serious adverse events reported. 

Rexahn also announced the formation of a Urology Scientific Advisory Board (SAB). The SAB is composed of key opinion leaders in the field of urology who will advise Rexahn on the design and development of Zoraxel clinical trials. The members of the SAB include Arthur L. Burnett, M.D., M.B.A., F.A.C.S., Patrick C. Walsh Professor of Urology at The Johns Hopkins University; and Culley C. Carson III, M.D., F.A.C.S., Rhodes Distinguished Professor and Chief of Urology at University of North Carolina. 

Source
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Article URL: http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/181283.php

 
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MD Warns Against The Dangers Of Online Herbal Remedies

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Urologist Dr. J. Francois Eid, MD Warns Against The Dangers Of Online Herbal Remedies For Erectile Dysfunction (ED)

04 Mar 2010   

News reports coming out of the UK and Australia show evidence of prescription ingredients in many "natural" herb remedies sold on the Internet to treat erectile dysfunction (ED). These popular online supplements, which claim to consist only of homeopathic ingredients, are often improperly labeled and may actually contain dangerous ingredients. Dr. J. Francois Eid, director and founder of Advanced Urological Care in New York City, is concerned about this practice, especially since, in his experience, men with erectile dysfunction choose to suffer in silence rather than seek medical help for their condition. 

The Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA), the governing body for medication sales in the United Kingdom, tested 138 unlicensed ED treatments and found random, uncontrolled quantities of prescription ingredients in almost two-thirds of them. "Erectile dysfunction is a condition that is easily treatable in a variety of safe ways under the careful watch of a physician," said Dr. Eid, who has successfully treated ED patients over the last 22 years of practice. "However, since many men are embarrassed by ED, they look for help elsewhere and expose themselves to serious problems such as heart attack, stroke and severe hypertension." 

Even more troubling is the fact that many of these "natural" products falsely claimed to be approved by the Food and Drug Administration. In actuality, more than one-third of the supplements that claim to treat ED or enhance sexual performance contain sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, or vardenafil, the active ingredient in Levitra. Advertisements for Viagra, Levitra and other drugs for ED warn of the dangers of taking these drugs if you are also on prescription medications that contain nitrates. Nitrates are prescribed for conditions such as angina or coronary artery disease in patients that also may suffer from ED. 

The combination of nitrates with the active ingredients in ED medications could potentially lower blood pressure to an unsafe level. Under a physician's care, blood pressure levels are carefully monitored. However, an online consumer of these supplements, not approved by a doctor, will be unaware of the Viagra- or Levitra-type of ingredients in these supplements, which could either present a serious problem or exacerbate a pre-existing condition. 

Conversely, according to Bloomberg News, Pfizer's Viagra patent was partially rejected after it was discovered that the active ingredient [sildenafil citrate] was too similar to a Chinese herb known as Horny Goat Weed. An appeals board upheld the decision that "an element, or claim, of the patent for a method of treating male erectile dysfunction didn't cover a new invention." The patent claim was part of an infringement suit Pfizer filed in 2002 against Eli Lilly over its rival Cialis drug. The decision on that part of the patent will now go into appeals. 

So should men go with the prescription drugs or the supplements? "The take-away message is that many men may not realize that some medicines or supplement may actually cause or worsen ED," said Dr. Eid. "Only your physician can determine the best course of medication and mitigate these side effects successfully." A world-renowned surgeon and a foremost specialist in urological prosthetic reconstruction, Eid believes that, with so many approved treatment options for ED, there is no reason for men to take unnecessary risks with ED. "Many advances in this area have resulted in performance guarantees of at least 20 years, allowing men to have full control of their durability, rigidity and reliability," said Dr. Eid. 

ED is not a problem that will just correct itself, which is why Dr. Eid advises anyone suffering from the condition to not take matters into their own hands and, instead, consult with their doctor. Eid initially treats ED by suggesting exercise, diet, avoiding tobacco and alcohol, before prescribing medications or more comprehensive treatments, such as pumps or implants (IPP). Eid believes in the efficacy of IPP's, since he has performed more internal penile implant surgeries than anyone in the world, over 300 per year. Eid developed the "No-Touch" penile prosthesis surgery, which boasts an infection rate of less than one percent. His practice, Advanced Urological Care, is dedicated to erectile dysfunction treatment and urinary incontinence treatment. 

"ED is very under-reported because many men choose to suffer in silence, but this can wreak havoc not only on your health but on your relationships and self-esteem," says Dr. Eid. In many instances, investigating one problem might uncover another underlying health concern, such as cardiovascular disease, which is important especially when dealing with ED. This is why medical intervention is so important. "The first step in any difficult situation is acknowledging there is a problem and then deciding to take care of it, the right way," concluded Eid. 

Source
Advanced Urological Care

Article URL: http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/181204.php

Main News Category: Erectile Dysfunction / Premature Ejaculation

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