Showing posts with label life adjustment wife husband relationship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life adjustment wife husband relationship. Show all posts
Sunday, August 28, 2011
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0 !!!
This seems to be a worldwide problem !! INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1, Football 6.2,Table Tennis 3.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Reply ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 Howeverlife, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Very very good article by Mellissaji ... relationship Bombay Times..28 July 2011
Learned a lot about practical outlook about keeping or dumping relationship, and what is not important in relationship. Read carefully point no.8 and get true meaning. Persons as described in point 8 are very clear. Such persons can not be cured even by top of the line doctors,psychiatrists,counselors,they dont believe,they dont believe in morality and if any lay person thinks he/ she can change such a person then not even god can save him or her....Alok
Love between the lines
10 false notions that romantic novels encourage
1 Every relationship ends with a happily ever after:
While a romance novel may end on a happy note,life is a different story with ups and downs that you have to deal with.
2 All romantic heroes are tall,dark and handsome:
This myth is slowly changing even in romance novels but it still exists at the back of our minds.All romantic heroines are beautiful,proportionate,curvy with a beautiful complexion.Romance is not only about the physical attributes.It's more about connecting with the person and sharing a comfort level.Keep in mind that no one is perfect.
3 Grand expensive gestures are the best way to express love:
Learn to pay attention to the little things.You dont always need expensive declarations of love to know that someone cares for you.
4 Condoms are barriers between you and your loved one:
Love making scenes in romance novels are not always a reflection of reality,and while the protagonist of a romance novel can afford to risk things,can you
5 Relationships are easy and things automatically fall into place:
You have to work on your relationship,no matter how perfect things may seem.
6 You will always find happiness with Mr Money Bags:
Financial security is not a guarantee of everlasting happiness.It can make things easy for you but is not the only basis for a good relationship.
7 Forcing you to do something you are not comfortable with in the bedroom is a hint of uncontrolled passion:
When an individual says no,we should respect that and no matter how passionate you feel you cant force yourself on someone.
8 Drug addicts,abusers,alcoholics,skirt chasers can all be reformed with love:
While people change its important to be realistic because relationships are hard.Taking on the responsibility of an addict or an alcoholic demands a lot from you as a person.So,ask yourself are you secure enough to deal with the situations that you may encounter.
9 Candlelight dinners,flowers,expensive gifts and trips are the only way to romance your loved one:
Love is not about extravagant gifts or candelight dinners.Its about caring for each other and being there always.
10 Follow your heart no matter what,even when things sound stupid and absurd:
Have a balance when it comes to making decisions.Listen to your heart and mind,so that you strike a balance between logic and emotions.
melissa.dcosta@timesgroup.com
10 false notions that romantic novels encourage
1 Every relationship ends with a happily ever after:
While a romance novel may end on a happy note,life is a different story with ups and downs that you have to deal with.
2 All romantic heroes are tall,dark and handsome:
This myth is slowly changing even in romance novels but it still exists at the back of our minds.All romantic heroines are beautiful,proportionate,curvy with a beautiful complexion.Romance is not only about the physical attributes.It's more about connecting with the person and sharing a comfort level.Keep in mind that no one is perfect.
3 Grand expensive gestures are the best way to express love:
Learn to pay attention to the little things.You dont always need expensive declarations of love to know that someone cares for you.
4 Condoms are barriers between you and your loved one:
Love making scenes in romance novels are not always a reflection of reality,and while the protagonist of a romance novel can afford to risk things,can you
5 Relationships are easy and things automatically fall into place:
You have to work on your relationship,no matter how perfect things may seem.
6 You will always find happiness with Mr Money Bags:
Financial security is not a guarantee of everlasting happiness.It can make things easy for you but is not the only basis for a good relationship.
7 Forcing you to do something you are not comfortable with in the bedroom is a hint of uncontrolled passion:
When an individual says no,we should respect that and no matter how passionate you feel you cant force yourself on someone.
8 Drug addicts,abusers,alcoholics,skirt chasers can all be reformed with love:
While people change its important to be realistic because relationships are hard.Taking on the responsibility of an addict or an alcoholic demands a lot from you as a person.So,ask yourself are you secure enough to deal with the situations that you may encounter.
9 Candlelight dinners,flowers,expensive gifts and trips are the only way to romance your loved one:
Love is not about extravagant gifts or candelight dinners.Its about caring for each other and being there always.
10 Follow your heart no matter what,even when things sound stupid and absurd:
Have a balance when it comes to making decisions.Listen to your heart and mind,so that you strike a balance between logic and emotions.
melissa.dcosta@timesgroup.com
Friday, July 22, 2011
PASS THE BISCUITS ...and burnt ones will do...Alok
PASS THE BISCUITS ......!!
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school.
I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides... a burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things... and imperfect people.. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each others differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
So...please pass me a biscuit. And yes, the burned one will do just fine!
Life is too short to wake up with regrets... Love the people who treat you right and forgive the ones who don't.
ENJOY LIFE NOW - IT HAS AN EXPIRY DATE!
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school.
I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides... a burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things... and imperfect people.. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each others differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
So...please pass me a biscuit. And yes, the burned one will do just fine!
Life is too short to wake up with regrets... Love the people who treat you right and forgive the ones who don't.
ENJOY LIFE NOW - IT HAS AN EXPIRY DATE!
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